When you’re on the net I’m on the net you will stay
Cause the whole Google Earth is just one click away.
When you’re on the net why would you go outside?
Why be out in the world you could be worldwide.
I’m so outta shape I gonna buy a moo-moo.
The Skateboard Escape from Back to the Future 2
Is now on Hulu!
What’s this? Maria…
I met a boy!
At a bar?
At a Jason Mraz concert?
No! Online!
Online?!
Well how did he find you?
I’m on twitter I’m on twitter
and I’m tweeting and singing a song
About tweeting but it’s 7 characters too long
(la la la la la la lah la la la)
I’m on facebook. I’m on facebook.
and my facebook updates with my tweets
so I twitter and then everybody knows my deeds.
(la la la la la la la la la la la .. la la)
What’s Maria doing for dinner then?
What you think of Transporter 3?
Twitter gets my stats facebook gets my tweets
All of them collect on friend feed.
What do you even know about this girl?
I know she likes Jason Mraz.
Oh boy Tony you’re in trouble!
why?
You don’t know anything about music.
I’ve got a secret weapon.
Pandora. I’ve just found a site called Pandora.
I type in bands I know. It gives me ones like O-A-R.
Pandora. I’ve just found a site called Pandora.
I’m suddenly equipped like I’m hanging out at hipster bars.
Pandora. Type it in and there’s music playing.
Watch the ads and it’s almost like paying.
Tony and Maria are going on their date tonight.
Oh I hope they find true love.
True love on the internet? Hah!
I like to be on eHarmony sign up for free on eHarmony!
You can get by on eHarmony.
You can’t be gay on eHarmony.
100% accuracy 90% of the country!
Why do you guys sound like gaylords?
Come on we’re theater majors.
How can a modern technology hold onto 50’s philosophy?
Sorry to preach but eHarmony get with the 21st century.
Maria!
Tony! I was worried you wouldn’t show!
eVite eVite did you get the details?
I had you down as not yet replied.
I hate eVite! There’s nothing in emails
And you have to click through to the site.
I was worried while I waited your picture was outdated
And you looked liked a dog.
Now I can’t wait to read about me later on your blog.
eVite!
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