The Yes Yes Show Lyrics by Parokya ni Edgar

The Yes Yes Show Lyrics by Parokya ni Edgar

CHORUS 1
You better get ready for a big surprise
You think it’s almost over but it’s only on the rise
Mental message via visual contact
Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

More margarita for my cute señorita
Triple the tequila just to heighten up the flava
Chuggin’ down on my J&B
While checkin’ up the parts of my date’s anatomy

Forget the brain, forget the personality
What I’m after is you’re effects on my gravity
Like Trinity, flying high with her kicks
And controllin’ the game with my heavy duty joystick

[Repeat CHORUS 1]

Flip the tip as we skip to the next trip
Flashin’ some cash and some rockstar bullshit
Goin’ in for the thrill, movin’ in for the killer
Got us some room in a fancy hotel

And we’ve got everything we need
A big bag of money, a bigger bag of weed
And you try to impress as you start to undress
Stop the press, we need to get this

[Repeat CHORUS 1]

I’d like to keep it going ’cause I’ve got it goin’ on
But it’s Vinci’s turn on the microphone, so

Ahem, my name is Vinci and I am neat
I love pretty girls and I love to eat
I made this rap from my mind
And I am very, very kind

I like to drive fast in fancy cars
And chicks dig me like chocolate bars
You say I’m bad but I am good
So shut up now and eat some food

Tsong, ano bang problema mo, ayusin mo naman
Lagyan mo naman ng tono, para kang nangangatwiran
Ano ba’ng inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment
Sampung taon ka nang sikat, wala ka pa rin bang talent

Tsong, ano ba’ng sinasabi mo
Mali ang sinasabi mo
Magaling akong kumanta
Alam mo ba yung “Picha Pie”

Kung sa bagay, mahusay nga naman yung “Picha Pie”
Gamit ang boses mong pamatay, nilagyan mo ng kulay ang kanta
‘Di ba, kahit ikaw ang gumawa
Alam natin mas okay nung ako ‘yung kumanta

Tsong naman, please lang, ‘wag ka nang magyabang
At alam mo naman na pang back-up ka lang
At ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta, ilan
Wala, eh ano ngayon

CHORUS 2
Alam naman nating lahat
Na si Vinch naman talaga dapat
Ang vocalist ng Parokya band
Parokya ni Edgar

Teka lang one minute, pwede bang pakiulit
Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo, subalit
Bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat
Eh, ni isang kanta man lang, wala ngang naisulat

Eh, ba’t ibang singers naman kahit ‘di niya sinulat
Ang kinakanta nila, kanta ay sobra kung sumikat
Tulad ko at ni Keno at ni Benedict Aquino
Na wala na yatang mas sisikat pa kahit na sino

Ewan ko, sandali, ‘wag ka ngang makulit
Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha nang malupit
Baka makatikim ka ng sarzuela de kamao
Na sinlisto el de gato sa gulpihan de con todo

Talaga, hindi nga, tatawa na ba ako
Hindi porket Koreano ka, magaling kang mag-teakwondo
‘Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas
Kami ‘yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras

Sandali lang, ‘wag muna kayong maglaban
Bago kayo magsuntukan
Ba’t ‘di n’yo muna pag-usapan
Ang ‘di maunawaan

Sige na, kiss na, please na, please
Ang bayad ko sa jeepney kulang pa ng diyes
Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nangyari sa iba
Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba
‘Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula

CHORUS 3
Alam naman nating lahat
Na mahal namin ang isa’t isa’t
Walang iwanan sa Parokya band
Sa Parokya ni Edgar band, band

Ah, ‘di ko alam kung paano tatapusin ‘yung kanta
Kaya ganito na lang, bigla na lang mawawala